Like all museums, no one visits. This keeps out the riffraff and their dust, the unpeopling that collects on the exhibits and the smooth plastic of the monitors. Pedestrians outside are bound at the waist with leather—to keep the stuffing in.
Cover Page Footnote
"Scarecrow Museum" was originally published at Booth.
Booth: Vol. 8
, Article 5.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/booth/vol8/iss1/5