I can’t imagine a bar of soap singing opera, but now I’m imagining daytime television about the soap’s lament—lavender professing his love to lemon, lemon caught cheating by pine, all while exaggerating face for imaginary nosebleed seats...
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"Bar of Soap" was originally published at Booth.
"Bar of Soap,"
Booth: Vol. 8
, Article 4.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/booth/vol8/iss8/4