Download Chapter 1: The Lighter Side of Rectal Surgery (28 KB)

Download Chapter 2: Did I Just Throw Up in the Country Club? My First Encounter with the Silver Blabbermouth (119 KB)

Download Chapter 3: If That's Janet Leigh Next Door, I'm Outta Here (171 KB)

Download Chapter 4: Move Over, Link Wray (135 KB)

Download Chapter 5: DJ Daze (226 KB)

Download Chapter 6: Make Mine a Screaming Orgasm, Please (149 KB)

Download Chapter 7: Crap...15 More to Go (115 KB)

Download Chapter 8: It's the Union, Jack! (154 KB)

Download Chapter 9: Ain't No Such Thing as a Bald Headed Rock Star (165 KB)

Download Chapter 10: Almost Heaven? John Denver Obviously Never Bush Hogged a West Virginia Hill... (158 KB)

Download Chapter 11: Two Loaves of Bread, a Gallon of Milk, and the Three Bedroom Ranch, Please (234 KB)

Download Chapter 12: So, I Ain't the Sundance Kid (137 KB)

Download Chapter 13: Why I Won't Be Dining at The Texas Roadhouse; or, The Night Ol' Willie Sang the Same Damn Song for Three Hours (206 KB)

Download Chapter 14: Your Sure this Ain't Greyhound? (162 KB)

Download Chapter 15: The Night I Blew My Chance at the C & W Hall of Fame (160 KB)

Download Chapter 16: My Old Man (155 KB)