Who is the person who has not walked into a drugstore without being promptly and completely confused? Who is the person who has not bent an ear to the sage advice of a bespectled clerk, "Pardon me sir, but I would suggest that you take this other aisle to the prescription counter, we have had no word from five customers who went the other way two weeks ago. We are still searching for them."
Finley, Richard G.
"A Modern Drugstore,"
Manuscripts: Vol. 11
, Article 17.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/manuscripts/vol11/iss2/17