So you're a freshman! So you're coming to college for the first time! Well, heed this dying sigh of a scarred veteran of the battle of Jelly Hall.
First, my freshman, live each day as though it were the last before a final exam. Procrastination is a device of the devil, and thy soul goes down the River Styx with it .
Finley, Richard G.
"Advice To A Freshman,"
Manuscripts: Vol. 11
, Article 21.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/manuscripts/vol11/iss3/21