Dear Mom and Dad:
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I am going to bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are sitting down. Okay?
"A Letter Home,"
Word Ways: Vol. 1
, Article 16.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol1/iss2/16