If a college student of English were to hand you a paper purporting to demonstrate his grasp of his English professor's teaching, and the paper included sentences such as, "The President was assinated on TV before our veery eyes," or "Hubert is the Greek sin of pride," what, besides a loud guffaw, would your reaction be?
Porter, Temple G.
"The Assination of English,"
Word Ways: Vol. 1
, Article 4.
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