Here's a one-dimensional crossword for all you jaded fans. Simply fill in the letters as called for by the definitions to find a (11, 5, 5) dictionary phrase. As there are as many words as letters you should have no trouble in completing it. If you don't have a dictionary handy and end up stumped, see Answers and Solutions.
Beaman, Ralph G.
Word Ways: Vol. 10
, Article 18.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol10/iss4/18