I was sick and tired of going to church. The people there spoke nonsense. "God loves olive you," they said. And "Lettuce spray". I was especially annoyed by the priests who interpreted passages from the Bible and tried to make the congregation "buy bull".
"Aisle, Altar, Hymn,"
Word Ways: Vol. 12
, Article 8.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol12/iss3/8