It is time to claim victory. There is, unfortunately, no prize, and no contest was ever announced. I'll rectify that soon enough. Suffice it to say that what follows wins going away.
"All right," you ask dubiously, "just what is this contest that hasn't been announced until now?" Well, as best I can say it, the contest turns on finding the Longest List of Rhyming English Words That Have a Common Semantic Feature.
"A Smashing Victory,"
Word Ways: Vol. 17
, Article 3.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol17/iss2/3