You've written a brilliant article for Word Ways - one destined to change the future of logology. All that's left for you to do before you mail it in to the editor is to give it a suitable title. That's where you get stuck. Days, weeks, months pass: you sweat and you struggle, but nothing that you can possibly call your work of genius comes to your mind. In despaire, you throw the article into your fireplace, incinerating it. Both you and logology have suffered an irreparable loss.
Borgmann, Dmitri A.
"Some Odd Title Malarkey,"
Word Ways: Vol. 18
, Article 5.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol18/iss1/5