Horace Greerly looked at his spoon first in amazement, then in a mixture of disbelief and horror.
"Martha," he said finally. "There's a rude word in my alphabet soup."
"A Rude Word in the Alphabet Soup,"
Word Ways: Vol. 18
, Article 8.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol18/iss2/8