All of us at one time or another have seen bizarre spelling or language used in signs or notices put up by individuals, organizations or businesses. I would like to share with you some that I've met with in certain fringe-of-the-Ozarks areas of Oklahoma and Missouri.
Ulrich, Eugene J.
"Oklahoma-Missouri Sign Language,"
Word Ways: Vol. 19
, Article 13.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol19/iss3/13