Recently I undertook an extensive study of American dialects, and a friend told me of a farmer named Even Pluribus who spoke a most unusual kind of English. So I went to visit Farmer Pluribus, and there is a transcript of our interview.
"Foxen in the Henhice,"
Word Ways: Vol. 20
, Article 14.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol20/iss2/14