There once was a poor woodchopper. This woodchopping, he said one day to his woman, there sits no dry bread in it [it does not pay]. I work myself an accident [extremely hard] the whole day, but you and our twelve children have not to eat.
"Escaped from the Language-Lab,"
Word Ways: Vol. 20
, Article 6.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol20/iss4/6