There was an old woman who hid in her shoe
Some esses for gaining a point (sometimes, two).
SHe sneaked them in one at a time
And no one detected the crime --
But when she played SASSAFRAS, SISSY and SMILES,
Her opponent demanded a recount of titles.
"Scrabble in Nursery Rhyme,"
Word Ways: Vol. 23
, Article 2.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol23/iss1/2