If a man runs after money, he's money-mad; if he keeps it, he's a capitalist; if he spends it, she's a playboy; if he doesn't get it, he's a ne'er-do-well; if he doesn't try to get it, he's a parasite; and if he accumulates it after a lifetime of hard work, people call him a fool who never got anything out of life.
Ashley, Leonard R. N.
"Right on the Money,"
Word Ways: Vol. 24
, Article 5.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol24/iss4/5