I've found a productive way to pass the time when I'm waiting unpatiently in a doctor's or dentist's office: I manufacture Tom Swifties. Remember them? They were the word game rage 25 years ago. Maybe it's time for a comeback, she reparteed.
Craig, Mary Christie
"Tom Swiftie Potpourri,"
Word Ways: Vol. 26
, Article 19.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol26/iss1/19