It's a heavy burden I carry as a member of the most oppressive group on the planet. Yes, you guessed it. I am a White Heterosexual Adult Male or WHAM. Postmodernist deconstructionist analysis has proved that WHAMs are inherently biased.
"A Premodern Palindromic History,"
Word Ways: Vol. 26
, Article 4.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol26/iss2/4