Paying a recent call on my old friend Professor Eischwein, Transylvania's former leading logologist, I discovered him busy at work in his laboratory. "How's tricks, Professor?" I asked noting as I did that he was using a Bunsen burner to melt chocolate letters into a glass flask that was perched on one side of late letters into a glass flask that was perched on one side of the chemical balance.
"The Ontological Problem,"
Word Ways: Vol. 27
, Article 15.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol27/iss3/15