The morning brought a problem that wouldn't go away. Although it sounded like an old putdown, we went to every thrift store in Billyville, Arkansas, looking for the right mixture of chintzy and snappy, so we could show off without thumbing our noses. When we got dressed, nobody was going to tell us "I wouldn't wear that to a dog fight" because we were off to the races.
"Hey, Dog - Run (No Sweat!),"
Word Ways: Vol. 30
, Article 5.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol30/iss1/5