Actually, I could have written "add a billion words to your vocabulary". Or more, even. If I had written the actual number of words this article can teach you, you would have turned the page. You would have had to, because the actual number doesn't fit on this page.
"Add A Million Words To Your Vocabulary,"
Word Ways: Vol. 31
, Article 22.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol31/iss1/22