Superficially impressive, Mr. Echler, but, following your continued con-claim to Mary's lipolambs ("Heckle the Feckless Eckler" and "Fat-back's Setback" in May), I re-examined your previous tours de farce and found one that is actually yours. Yet even there, in tossing out half the alphabet, you kept everything of real value. Should we applaud your omission of Z? X? J? V? Q? K? My challenge now, Sir: a less wooden response to Frostly sylvania, this time with a less self-selected half of the alphabet, as here using only every other letter (A,C,E,... W,Y).