But even a dummy is an inadequate lover if it only has limbs, neck and hair. So I've worked out a recipe for a complete dummy. Take the following ingredients, scale up or down to size, mix and voila! Many need to be scaled up or down to fit metrically. Forget rhyme. All are nouns, but some are forced. A few are abstract, but dummies have feelings.
"A Recipe for Complete Dummies,"
Word Ways: Vol. 37
, Article 22.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol37/iss2/22