I'm from the wide open SPACES near L-paso, and they call me TEX. One Sunday several years ago Emma, Dee, Polly, Cal and I were TURING Kentucky in our CHEV ALLEY when I suggested that we attend a backgammon tournament in LIOUVILLE.
"A Backgammon Tournament in Mathematics Puns,"
Word Ways: Vol. 41
, Article 23.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol41/iss2/23