The cryptic title of this list reads "University Education". It features cognate homophonic puns of many of the academented Departments here at Puniversity. (Puny Verse at Tea?) The commentaries or course descriptions try to unearth some logic in the rubble, to 'defragment' it as it were, and to give clues if you have difficulty with any of them. As an additional clue it's alphabetical by the department's name before the degradation. I was going to make it a quiz but decided it's much too easy for you mob.
"Hewn-Ever, City-Head-You Occasion,"
Word Ways: Vol. 41
, Article 10.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol41/iss4/10