In two previous Word Ways articles (August 2001 and May 2004), I quoted choice examples of amusing mixed metaphors I had collected. Since then, I've accumulated many new specimens. They're not difficult to find. Indeed, they leap off the page like a sore thumb!
""Put That In Your Pipe And Chew It!","
Word Ways: Vol. 41
, Article 21.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol41/iss4/21