Paul Dickinson's marvelous book Drunk: The Definitive Drinker's Dictionary (MelvilleHouse 2009), contains an amazing 2954 synonyms for the word "drunk", a considerable enlargement of the 228 terms listed by Benjamin Franklin in his 1737 Drinker's Dictionary. I celebrate its riches with the following bit of doggerel, written exclusively with his terminology.
Eckler, A. Ross
"Arfarfanark: Under the Afluence of Incohol,"
Word Ways: Vol. 42
, Article 3.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol42/iss4/3