The Vowels and Consonants are playing football but not exactly as we know the game. The matches are either 2 a side, 3 a side, 4 a side or 5 a side games. Amazingly, each game always ends in a score draw, in some cases an extremely high-scoring draw!
"Vowels v Consonants,"
Word Ways: Vol. 44
, Article 19.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol44/iss4/19