Our language is so very rich
that you can set a part apart
and still have quite enough with which
to sing some sort of song on pitch;
it's too arcane a form of art
for barbs that strike straight to the heart,
but fun -- and certainly not kitsch.
So study carefully this chart,
then turn the page, and I will start.
Hockett, Charles F.
"Poems in Praise of English Phonology,"
Word Ways: Vol. 9
, Article 4.
Available at: http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol9/iss3/4