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Download Chapter 1: The Lighter Side of Rectal Surgery (28 KB)

Download Chapter 2: Did I Just Throw Up in the Country Club? My First Encounter with the Silver Blabbermouth (119 KB)

Download Chapter 3: If That's Janet Leigh Next Door, I'm Outta Here (171 KB)

Download Chapter 4: Move Over, Link Wray (135 KB)

Download Chapter 5: DJ Daze (226 KB)

Download Chapter 6: Make Mine a Screaming Orgasm, Please (149 KB)

Download Chapter 7: Crap...15 More to Go (115 KB)

Download Chapter 8: It's the Union, Jack! (154 KB)

Download Chapter 9: Ain't No Such Thing as a Bald Headed Rock Star (165 KB)

Download Chapter 10: Almost Heaven? John Denver Obviously Never Bush Hogged a West Virginia Hill... (158 KB)

Download Chapter 11: Two Loaves of Bread, a Gallon of Milk, and the Three Bedroom Ranch, Please (234 KB)

Download Chapter 12: So, I Ain't the Sundance Kid (137 KB)

Download Chapter 13: Why I Won't Be Dining at The Texas Roadhouse; or, The Night Ol' Willie Sang the Same Damn Song for Three Hours (206 KB)

Download Chapter 14: Your Sure this Ain't Greyhound? (162 KB)

Download Chapter 15: The Night I Blew My Chance at the C & W Hall of Fame (160 KB)

Download Chapter 16: My Old Man (155 KB)


Sixteen chapters of light, laugh out loud reading; a book that looks at "The Lighter Side" of the insults that life deals all of us. If you have ever faced surgery of any kind, had too much to drink in public, or had a miserable flying experience, you will identify with the situations Ed describes.



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Hannah Publishing LLC


humor, rectal surgery, creative nonfiction


Creative Writing | Nonfiction

The Lighter Side of Rectal Surgery