Article Title

Shortages and Priorities


George Zainey


The day is soon to come when the shortage of men will become so acute that our feminine sex is going to have to have a priority rating to get a date. This of course will be a great blow to our beautiful, energetic, and studious co-eds when they will have to tear a little coupon from their book, push it in the face of a "soon to be rare" man, and yell with anxiety and a gleam in their eyes, "You're mine tonight --oh boy!" It will be an equally tragic situation if the precious men should choose to ration their time and do their utmost to spend at least an hour or so an evening , and thus thrill perhaps two or three in one evening. This may provide a solution.



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