Aisle, Altar, Hymn

Authors

Frederick Landers

Abstract

I was sick and tired of going to church. The people there spoke nonsense. "God loves olive you," they said. And "Lettuce spray". I was especially annoyed by the priests who interpreted passages from the Bible and tried to make the congregation "buy bull".

Recommended Citation

Landers, Frederick (1979) "Aisle, Altar, Hymn," Word Ways: Vol. 12 : Iss. 3 , Article 8.
Retrieved from: https://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol12/iss3/8