I've written fortune cookie fortunes for a long time, but I haven't sold any of them. I do it just in case I run across a fortune cookie publisher who needs a few gems of wisdom for that thin piece of paper that is to a fortune cookie what the cream filling is to a Hostess Cupcake. Here are some of my fortune cookie fortunes--all guaranteed true.
"Fortune Cookie Fortunes,"
Word Ways: Vol. 34
, Article 25.
Available at: https://digitalcommons.butler.edu/wordways/vol34/iss1/25